Cherenkov,
If you want to get someone's attention.. whisper.

You have some good points to share, but you render them inaudible with this mass of exclamation marks and repetition.

Shhh...

Bob

Clerk at Bloodbath and Beyond:
"I'm sorry Mr. Simpson, but there's a 3-day waiting period to purchase a handgun."

Homer
"But I'm angry NOW!.."

Perhaps a jug of locally produced sarconal would create a softer haze. It works for me. Gave up my brandy habit and now that's my substance of choice. :)