...so they blame a conspiracy, the Elders of Zion, the Illuminati, the Masons, the devil, Communists, The Government suppressing Aliens,Big Oil and OPEC

I think Peak Oil conspiracy was started by the Amish.

:-)

Could be. My great-great grandfather was Amish, born in Lancaster County and left home in the turmoil after the Civil War to homestead in Nebraska.

I think it was the buggy whip manafacturers are behind it all.